I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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