you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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