Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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