the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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