i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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