This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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