no. you can't hotbox the world.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
