Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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