Your dad touched me again.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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