its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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