she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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