That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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