Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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