That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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