HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
So. Much. Porn.
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