Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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