found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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