i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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