you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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