i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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