sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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