You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he was CRYING into my vagina
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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