I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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