Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
