Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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