So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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