U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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