Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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