Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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