He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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