haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
