Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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