dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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