Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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