Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
soo... how was my night?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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