I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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