two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
