Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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