id be glad to
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize