We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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