the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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