why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
