he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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