I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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