It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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