i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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