I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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