So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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