Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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