I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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