PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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