You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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