My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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