Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She bit a glass in half.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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