I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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