Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I deserve this hangover.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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