I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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